Tasteless Wine

• Bernard: It's all waffle! Nobody is prepared to admit that wine actually doesn't have a taste!
• Manny: But you can't taste anything, you smoke eight bajillion cigarettes a day! What's that?
• Bernard: What?
• Manny: What are you eating?
• Bernard: Some sort of delicious biscuit.
• Manny: It's a coaster.
• Bernard: Is it? Are there any more?
• - Black Books