On How to Treat a Woman

• Flashheart: The first thing to remember is always treat your kite like you treat your woman.
• George: Ho-how do you mean, sir? You mean, um... you mean, take her home over the weekend to meet your mother?
• Flashheart: No. I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!
• - Blackadder Goes Forth