fuck yeah, british comedy

EDDIE: They’re jealous because I’m unconventional and successful. They’re jealous. God, I mean I piss better ideas than Caludia Bing.
PATSY: Babe you do
SAFFY: You’re back very early Mum
EDDIE: Yeah well don’t ask me how it went darling…it was a monumental bloody buggery cock-up of global proportions darling!
SAFFY: I take it you didn’t win
PATSY: Babe, that award had your name on it
EDDIE: Well of course it had my name on it, i bought it. I sponsored it. It is the Edina Monsoon PRs PR award. I am it.
SAFFY: Then why did you bother to open it up to competition?
EDDIE: Because I was a fool
PATSY: No Babe, it’s because the bitch must have cheated
EDDIE: The bitch cheated…the bitch cheated!
SAFFY: What did she do? some work?

(Source: unpopularcoworker)

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